It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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