Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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