I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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