Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Randomize
