normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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