do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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