I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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