Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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