is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You are the jesus of drinking
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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