I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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