i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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