can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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