i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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