i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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