So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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