Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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