Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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