your thong is hanging out like whoa
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
