I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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