I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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We had to coat check the pizza.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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