I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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