Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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