is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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