Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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