I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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