The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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