She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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