Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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