I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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