You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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