Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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