I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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