i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
