I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
