it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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