No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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