So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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