what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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