Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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