Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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