ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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