Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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