You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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