This girl is more easily done than said...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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