dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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