his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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