So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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