Don't make out with my wife yet
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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