It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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