she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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