This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm going to jail i love you
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
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ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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