My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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