you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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