My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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