Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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